Space Shuttle Stops for Snacks and Lotto Tickets

ODESSA, TX - Prior to setting down at Edwards Air Force Base, space shuttle Endeavour made an unscheduled landing. Karen Holden, age 39, reported that the shuttle roared down into a large vacant field near the 7-11 where she works. According to Holden, seven astronauts entered the store and purchased diet Cokes, Gatorade, a fruit pie, pretzels, and two Mega Million lotto tickets as well as a Cash Five. Holden stated she was paid in rolled up balls of aluminum foil that the astronauts claimed was "space money." NASA promised further investigation.