Monday, December 29, 2008

Iran Plans Happy New Year Mass Hanging

TEHRAN, ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN - In a follow-up to his Christmas speech that saw eight people hung, President Mahmoud Ahmadinajab announced a New Year's Day talk that will see ten more people executed. President Ahmadinajab's speech will focus on wishing the west a happy new year plus his 2009 resolutions that include vaporizing Israel and hanging people. "I'm ordering more cranes," said an excited Ahmadinajab in a telephone interview. "I can't wait to watch sinners doing the mid-air two-step." The latest ten people to be hung include a gay man, a man who wore a propeller turban to a party, and three woman caught reading O.
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