Saturday, May 23, 2009

U.S. Offers Free Pen to Countries Accepting Terrorists

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a savvy bid to empty the Guantanamo Bay detention center, the U.S. government is offering a free pen to every country that accepts a terrorist. Said Defense Department spokesperson Bill Haskitt, "These are blue, medium point, uni-ball pens made of durable plastic. Every nation that takes a terrorist will get one. Accept two, get two pens, that's how win-win it is." There have been no takers, though Mauritania inquired if any pens were in black or red. Digg! (Photo: Staples online catalog)


Dutch said...

I'll take one if I'm allowed to make him do yard work.

Ling Carter said...

Practical, but he'd end up planting a Bouncing Betty.

Of course, that'd keep neighborhood dogs from pooping on the grass.

You might have something.

Dutch said...

No thanks then, I had enough trouble clearing the anti personnel mines left after the last bunch of freedom fighters I had do my lawn. I got to say though my Bermuda grass looked great until my neighbor hit a trip wire and lost a leg.