Sunday, January 24, 2010

Newest Ellie Light Posting

HONEST EARTHLING PRESIDENT FACES UNREASONABLE CRITICISM
"A year ago, if we'd read that the Zron had ceased disintegrating our elderly, that the Ammonia Sea was drying up, or that outer space was warm and toasty we'd have known we were being lied to. We knew the problems this Earthling Obama inherited wouldn't go away in a single solar turn.

Earthling Candidate Obama clearly said an economy that took eight years to break couldn't be fixed in a year, anymore than you could repair an Omnaricon hyperdrive once the fusion core baffle had melted.

And Earthling Candidate Obama didn't feed us happy talk similar to the gurgling of an infant munching on rayon ore. He talked of hard choices, much like the choices faced by the Krondile
when a red giant exploded and irradiated their system so it glowed like a small sun.

Today, Earthling President Obama is being attacked as if he'd promised Earth problems would depart just like dwarf oxygen pirates during perihelion. It's time for Earth Americans to realize that a president can't just wave a magic wand and fix everything. Though he could if he lived here."


Ellie Light,

Home Owner
Orion Star System

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