Woody Allen on TV with William F. Buckley

From a 1967 TV special, we have this odd paring. I think they would've made a good comedy team.

h/t: MetrazolElectricity

Pickled in Portland

An important PSA from Portland, Oregon about the need for aggressive pickling.

h/t: TheBennyBlues

Cat vs. Fan

Who needs CGI when you have animals, technology and a cell phone?

h/t: mindfreak702

Taliban Vows Even More Stupid Vicious Brutality After Marine Desecration

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Following the release of a video showing U.S. Marines urinating on dead guerrillas, a Taliban spokesman has promised to "take the gloves off." Said Mahood Abdul Mohammad, "This barbaric act will be met with even more acid thrown on school girls, more beheadings, and more walls pushed over to crush gay persons. Every donkey in every stinking village will have an IED shoved up its braying ass. We are outraged even more than our usual perpetual outrage."

Kabul residents have previously rioted and killed over a Florida pastor burning a Koran but have yet to take to the streets in response to this incident. Mohammad felt that the Kabul public may be "rioted out" and just resting up for the next eruption of hypersensitive rage coupled with the traditional murder of passing Westerners who had nothing to do with anything.

Marine snipers deliver "the yellow handshake."

State Department spokesman Roger Flassid demanded all four members of a USMC sniper team from Camp Lejeune be punished by court martial. "America's wars are hygienic wars," said Flassid. "Our troops must be tidy troops. It is every soldier's duty to avoid leaking on dead people who were trying to kill you."
Image: OttawaCitizen

A Simple Guide to the Debt Limit

Raising the debt limit explained so easily even a senator can understand.

h/t: debtlimitusa

Secret Huntsman Campaign Song

Flying under the radar—except for the Rachel Maddow Show—Jon Huntsman's quiet theme song goes largely unnoticed by the MSM.

h/t: Mr.Poppodopolis

From Maddow's blog we read a catchy-tune complaint.

The Devil Inside - Reviewed

In 2012's first exorcism movie, Forces of Geek tackles the task of explaining what the Hell awaits.

Happy VSU Day!

What's the matter, commie? Did your GOD DIE? Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha!!

 
(And a Happy New Year as well.) In case you've forgotten, The Conservatory hasn't and reminds all that twenty years ago yesterday the entity known as the Soviet Union evaporated faster than the Committee to Re-Elect Anthony Wiener. Good job USA and allies for staying a very long course.

At the same site, Dan Collins posted his Best of 2011. (I am humbly included.)

A most happy and blessed 2012 to all—Mayans too.

Image: theatlantic.com