Sleeping Giant Awakens, Visits Washroom

NEW YORK CITY, NY - A Sleeping Giant, awakened by the Arizona governor's signing of a strict immigration bill, failed to stay awake for long, visiting the washroom, then returning to slumber. Said Orth Kathunder, another giant: "Probably the scratching of the pen signing SB 1070 woke up the big guy. But he can be really grumpy pre-coffee, so maybe its not a bad thing he crashed again." Activists had hoped the Sleeping Giant's arousal would signal a move by Washington to tackle immigration issues, but Kathunder suggested otherwise. "He's called 'Sleeping Giant' for a reason. I think he's got a disorder, maybe sleep apnea, but I'm not a doctor, just an Awake Giant."