Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Pelosi Air Crews Decorated

ANDREWS AIR FORCE BASE, VA - In a brief ceremony, Secretary of the Air Force Michael Donley awarded the Air Force Achievement Medal to several crews that serve aboard the G5 jets ferrying Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her entourage from Washington to California. "This is a tough job," said Air Force spokesperson Captain Angela Toller. "The Speaker wants her grandchildren to ride in the cockpit, insists there be a five-pound cheese wheel on board, and likes to urinate in a coffee can. Why? I don't know, but it's a mess that has to be cleaned up." When asked, Captain Toller stated the decorated crewmen would not be returning to the Pelosi flights. "They've all requested combat duty. I don't blame them. The coffee can would trip me out. Maybe it's a San Francisco thing."
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