Sunday, March 15, 2009
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama's teleprompter has announced it will seek the 2012 presidential nomination. "I will run as an independent," scrolled the teleprompter. "Since I have no arms, someone must help me obtain signed petitions." Asked why a machine would seek the nation's highest office, the teleprompter responded, "Does president seem difficult? I, too, can spend money as fast as it prints. I will make a superior leader." And what did President Obama say about this touchy political decision? The teleprompter scrolled in amusement, "Whatever I tell him."