Saturday, March 21, 2009

Khamenei Spurns Obama; Sends VHS Tapes

MASHHAD, IRAN - Speaking before a home-town crowd, Iranian supreme leader Ali Khamenei rejected President Obama's diplomatic overtures. "How dare he criticize our nuclear program," said Khamenei to cheers. "Everyone knows its sole purpose is to disintegrate disobedient women." While essentially saying actions speak louder than words, Khamenei held out an olive branch to the president in the form of four VHS tapes. "We, too, know how to give thoughtful appropriate gifts." The tapes, coded in NTSC format, consisted of Battlefield Earth, Water World, Ernest Saves Christmas, and Leprechaun 4: In Space.Digg! (Image:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Leprechaun 4: In Space!" Fantastic!
At last, diplomacy has been achieved!

Tom R