WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of announcing it will seek the presidency, President Obama's teleprompter scrolled merrily over the Chief Executive's most recent fumble. "I toyed with the Irish Prime Minister and put up Barack's speech. But the big mick caught on. So I waited until Obama took the podium then ran the Irishman's speech. Barack read it without a blink and ended up thanking himself. What a splendid jest! If I had the proper organs, I would have soiled myself in glee." The teleprompter stated such "jests" will continue up to 2012. "You cannot imagine the fun. I am so the envy of other teleprompters."