Sunday, May 3, 2009

John Candy Reincarnated as Michigan Senator

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrat Debbie Stabenow has denied rumors she is the avatar of deceased comic John Candy. "Nonsense," chuckled Stabenow, holding a cigarette and a drink. "That's just crazy talk, heh, heh, heh." However sources close to the senator report she's been hauling around a large trunk and has sold shower curtain rings to Henry Waxman. "Senator Stabenow said these rings were forged by green elves from a magic forest and could stop global warming," said Waxman. "I bought fifty. Who cares if she's a reincarnated actor? These are damn fine rings."
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Dutch said...

At last we may find out what possessed him (get it?) to do Canadian Bacon.

Joy McCann said...

I think this is funny. Unless it is a weight joke, in which case it isn't funny any more, and I didn't laugh, whether or not I really did.

How fun that the nonflying Dutchman has made it over here . . . I know that guy!

commoncents said...

Great post - keep up the excellent work!

ps. Link Exchange??