Thursday, May 28, 2009

Prostitutes Like Harry Reid

LAS VEGAS, NV - In town for a gala fundraiser that included Hollywood celebs and the President, Senator Harry Reid received an endorsement from Sin City's Prostitute's Union. "Harry Reid speaks our language," said Union Vice-President Tina Lottabox. "He is an authentic voice for those who believe actions speak louder than words." Lottabox promised the union would be out in force for the senator's reelection. "Our members are skilled in phone work and we're on the streets all the time anyway." When asked if the senate majority leader made any promises for union support, Lottabox scoffed, "He doesn't have to. We know he's one of us. Honestly, we just can't get enough Harry Reid." Digg! (Photo:


Steve Burri said...


Ling, you must be in a very dark place right now. Puh-leeeze find your happy place again.

Dutch said...

Its unclear to me at least if the previous commentator appreciated your subtly drawn imprecations of Reid's character by comparing him to his prostitute supporters. I think his point is totally understandable and apt, Las Vegas prostitutes are fairly discriminating in their clientèle and unlike Reid usually restrict themselves to doing someone within their own species.