WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a closed-door meeting, the nation's czars announced they are unionizing. Said Border Czar Alan Bersin, "As technocrats, we have banded together for security in the workplace." Responsible for administering everything in the country from infotech to health care to stimulus accountability, the czars have threatened a work slow-down if they are not given an additional paid holiday. "We want a Czar's Day," said Urban Czar Adolfo Carrion, Jr. "A day when Americans can relax and know that people earning six-figures, with staffs larger than the population of Billings, Montana, are micromanaging society for the good of ourselves." The union has already been sanctioned by the Labor Czar and has vowed to work for the reelection of President Obama in 2012. Said Bersin, "I think we can all agree: he's a friend to the czars." (Photo: trcs.wikispaces.com)
I see you have come dome on the "Czar" side of the "Tsar vs Czar" controversy or as I like to refer to it: The Curse of Cyrillic Transposition, whatever that means. Its your decision, you have every right to make wrong headed Cyrillic Transposition choices after all we live in America not the land of the Tsars or Czars, oh wait we do. Sorry.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a closed-door meeting, the nation's czars announced they are unionizing. Said Border Czar Alan Bersin, "As technocrats, we have banded together for security in the workplace." Responsible for administering everything in the country from infotech to health care to stimulus accountability, the czars have threatened a work slow-down if they are not given an additional paid holiday. "We want a Czar's Day," said Urban Czar Adolfo Carrion, Jr. "A day when Americans can relax and know that people earning six-figures, with staffs larger than the population of Billings, Montana, are micromanaging society for the good of ourselves." The union has already been sanctioned by the Labor Czar and has vowed to work for the reelection of President Obama in 2012. Said Bersin, "I think we can all agree: he's a friend to the czars." 
(Photo: trcs.wikispaces.com)
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I feel like such a neo-Bolshevik.
I wonder if the Russian Patriarch will bless the czars union?
I see you have come dome on the "Czar" side of the "Tsar vs Czar" controversy or as I like to refer to it: The Curse of Cyrillic Transposition, whatever that means. Its your decision, you have every right to make wrong headed Cyrillic Transposition choices after all we live in America not the land of the Tsars or Czars, oh wait we do. Sorry.
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