Sunday, January 23, 2011
TONIGHT BABY DINES IN HELL
Wearing over-sized Greek armor and carrying a nine-iron, the President delivered a brief statement:
"Today marks the 38the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision protecting women's health and reproductive freedom except in Philadelphia, and affirms a fundamental principle: that government should not intrude on private family matters except in cases of choosing your own health care provider.
I am committed to protecting reproductive freedom especially in Philadelphia. I also remain committed to policies that help prevent unintended pregnancies especially in Philadelphia, support pregnant women and mothers except in Philadelphia...and promote adoption except in Pennsylvania and Illinois.
What time do we tee off?"