Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Daschle Complains From Under the Bus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - First defended, then described as an "error," by President Obama, Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination as health secretary, joining a large crowd under the bus. Groused the former senate leader, "I was just getting comfortable under the oil pan when Nancy Kilifer comes flying in and knocks me loose." Rejected for not paying 
taxes on his chauffeur, Daschle has found room near the rear axle, but must cope with Bill Richardson's foot near his face. A peevish Daschle remarked, "I guess washing your feet hasn't caught on in New Mexico."

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