WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has placed an add for cabinet members and White House staff on Monster.com. According to an anonymous White House spokesperson, "Clearly, this move shows the strength of the Obama administration, thinking outside-the-box in smart, techno-savvy, creative ways." All new government positions posted on the popular employment website list some executive experience as a plus. However, the primary criteria is not being a tax cheat. "We're open to diverse backgrounds and work histories," stated the spokesperson. "Currently, we're interviewing a man who makes flutes for the position of Health and Human Services. And he uses H&R Block, so that covers the whole tax thing. Anyway, he's looking like a keeper."