Thursday, February 19, 2009
PARIS, FRANCE - Members of a secret global society bent on One World government were delighted to learn they hadn't been forgotten by President Obama's stimulus package. "We're getting billions, no strings attached," said Illuminati spokesperson Pierre de Rothschild. "Which is disappointing, for when you're a puppet master, you become quite enchanted by strings." Rothschild stated the money would probably be spent manufacturing more Illuminati-designed crisis such as 9/11. "There are many jobs created by the deceptive, catastrophic attack industry, or DCAI. But most of them are temporary in nature, such as suicide pilot. On the other hand, a good accountant always works."
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