Sunday, February 1, 2009

Rendition Prisoners to Receive Fruit Baskets

TRIPOLI, LIBYA - Under new executive orders issued by President Obama, the CIA may still transfer prisoners to other countries, but now must issue each one a farewell fruit basket. Administration spokesperson Phillip Antoine stated, "This order will show terrorists, as well as the rest of the world, that America harbors no hard feelings." Terrorist suspects facing torture in Third World countries may choose between Harvest Surprise or Orchard Bounty fruit baskets, wrapped in colorful ribbons. Antoine stated that Mrs. Fields was considered, but rejected. "Too much sugar in those cookies. It could pose a health risk." 


Dutch said...

Is something from the Fingerhut catalog to good for them? We've got to stop pampering these people...
An out of touch American

Ling Carter said...

They'll be released soon.

Then they may shop for their own baskets prior to blowing up the store.

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