TRIPOLI, LIBYA - Under new executive orders issued by President Obama, the CIA may still transfer prisoners to other countries, but now must issue each one a farewell fruit basket. Administration spokesperson Phillip Antoine stated, "This order will show terrorists, as well as the rest of the world, that America harbors no hard feelings." Terrorist suspects facing torture in Third World countries may choose between Harvest Surprise or Orchard Bounty fruit baskets, wrapped in colorful ribbons. Antoine stated that Mrs. Fields was considered, but rejected. "Too much sugar in those cookies. It could pose a health risk." (Photo: www.gourmetgiftbaskets.com)
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Fruit gift baskets are perfect for birthdays, get well, or holidays, delighting all your recipient’s senses, from appearance and aroma to sound and taste. Nothing makes as dramatic a statement of how much you care then sending a fruit gift basket overflowing with large, unblemished, ripe fruit, complimented with award winning wines, gourmet cheeses, and irresistible chocolate covered dried fruits and nuts.
TRIPOLI, LIBYA - Under new executive orders issued by President Obama, the CIA may still transfer prisoners to other countries, but now must issue each one a farewell fruit basket. Administration spokesperson Phillip Antoine stated, "This order will show terrorists, as well as the rest of the world, that America harbors no hard feelings." Terrorist suspects facing torture in Third World countries may choose between Harvest Surprise or Orchard Bounty fruit baskets, wrapped in colorful ribbons. Antoine stated that Mrs. Fields was considered, but rejected. "Too much sugar in those cookies. It could pose a health risk." 
(Photo: www.gourmetgiftbaskets.com)
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Is something from the Fingerhut catalog to good for them? We've got to stop pampering these people...
An out of touch American
They'll be released soon.
Then they may shop for their own baskets prior to blowing up the store.
Fruit Basket Review is dedicated to providing accurate reviews about online fruit gift baskets and will help you find the highest quality gourmet fruit baskets at the best prices as well as give you valuable discount, promotional, and coupon codes for additional savings.
Fruit gift baskets are perfect for birthdays, get well, or holidays, delighting all your recipient’s senses, from appearance and aroma to sound and taste. Nothing makes as dramatic a statement of how much you care then sending a fruit gift basket overflowing with large, unblemished, ripe fruit, complimented with award winning wines, gourmet cheeses, and irresistible chocolate covered dried fruits and nuts.
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