Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Geithner Plan Offers Wall Street Toasters

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner unveiled the Obama administrations financial bailout plan involving direct capital injections, buying troubled assets and a toaster giveaway. "We're offering banks the Proctor-Silex 2 Slice Smart Toaster," stated Geithner. "It'll heat up English muffins in no time, and I really like those." After hearing the administration's plan, the market plunged almost 400 points. However Geithner remained confident. "Without giving away details, we're also prepared to offer the Oster 4 slice Long Slot. Try saying 'no' to that!"
(Photo: johnkowalik.com)

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