Thursday, November 13, 2008

Helen Thomas Cast as Evil Witch

HOLLYWOOD - Long-time UPI White House correspondent Helen Thomas will co-star as the cannibal witch in Dimension Films' upcoming production of Hansel and Gretel. Director Chris Abbott said, "Helen nailed the audition. She scared everyone in the room and made us want to sleep with the lights on." Thomas was unavailable for comment but is taking the role seriously, coating the exterior of her home with candy and buying a large black pot.

No comments: