Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Astronauts Enjoy Thanksgiving Urine

HOUSTON, TX - High above the earth, the crew of the space shuttle Endeavour have declined freeze-dried turkey, yams, beans and cornbread in favor of piping hot turkey urine. Following recent experiments drinking their own recycled liquid waste, the seven astronauts indicated they would prefer turkey water to solid food. NASA has declined comment other than to say that the astronauts' choice in no way reflects upon the quality of normal space food. "Hey, who knows?" speculated an unnamed NASA source, "This could be the next Tang."

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