Friday, November 28, 2008

Ford Unveils Eco-Friendly Junk Car

LOS ANGELES, CA - Auto show goers checked out the latest in green motoring as they inspected the new Ford Heap. While appearing to be a rusted, undriveable wreck, the Heap featured an impressive zero mpg for city driving and zero mpg for highway. "It's not pretty, but we're talking no carbon footprint," said Ford spokesperson Marian Osgood. "Plus there's no battery or tires to clog up landfills." Osgood stated the Heap would be reasonably priced. "You're buying the future of this planet and we're only asking $21,000 plus taxes, license, and fees. That's a deal we can all live with."

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