Saturday, April 18, 2009

Air Force Drops 'Che' on Taliban

ORUZGAN PROVINCE, AFGHANISTAN - A specially-fitted MQ-9 Reaper drone launched both parts of the film Che onto a Taliban cave complex. According to witnesses, the results were dramatic. Dismayed Taliban fighters boiled out into the open where they were mowed down by helicopter gunships. Eight prisoners were taken, including a Taliban leader who stated, "Allah be praised, but the stink was too much. It smelled like goat bowels and old woman waste. I would rather face machine-gun fire - and did." Jubilant at the success of Operation Film Flop, the Air Force plans more such raids. Negotiations are underway with Hollywood for the rights to Battlefield Earth and The Postman.Digg! (Photo: &

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