Sunday, April 5, 2009

Obama Does Laundry, Fetches Smokes for Saudi King

LONDON, ENGLAND - After a deep bow to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, President Obama is rumored to have hand-washed and folded Abdullah's spare headdress and purchased cigarettes for the king. According to Saudi spokesperson, Faisel Al Hazard, "Most world leaders must be cuffed around with the threat of OPEC slowdowns before they perform small favors for his highness. President Obama needed no threat. You might say he was pre-compliant." Al Hazard refused to comment on rumors that President Obama had been "sold" to the Sultan of Dubai for several cans of soda and a Twixt bar.
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