WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of a new White House Easter tradition, President Barack Obama has presented God with an iPod. According to spokesperson Robert Gibbs: "The president wanted to combine technological coolness with a more peer-to-peer approach." The iPod is said to contain Molten Hot Hits of the Seventies, including "One Toke Over the Line" by Brewer and Shipley and Gallery's "Nice To Be With You." In addition, the iPod holds seventeen of the president's most beloved speeches. While God's reaction is not yet known, Gibbs added that the White House has other plans for Easter. "We're thinking of making the holiday more green; perhaps calling it "Earthster." We'll have to see how that polls."
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