Monday, April 20, 2009

Cabinet Offers to Pay Back Taxes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ordered to save a hundred million dollars, President Obama's cabinet countered by offering to pay all their back taxes plus fines. "I don't think people realize what a generous offer this is," said an unnamed White House source. "Some of the cabinet haven't paid taxes in years, while others kick in less than they give their kids for drugs." There has been no word on whether the President will accept the bid, but several cabinet members were uneasy. Said one, "Must we? Now people will expect it every year."Digg! (Photo:

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