NEW YORK CITY, NY - MSNBC has offered an hour-news show to the recently captured Somali pirate. "Abdiwalli Abdiqadir Muse is just the sort of fresh alternative face we're looking for," said MSNBC executive Brandon Pyle. "He'll provide a new perspective on stories and give voice to the voiceless in the pirate community." With a working title of The Six O'Clock Muse, the show will use the sets of MSNBC personalities such as Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann. "This is the fun part," chuckles Pyle. "Muse will burst in with an AK-47 and hijack the set, do his show, then challenge listeners to "ransom" the host by phoning in or Tweeting." And while Muse' English is poor, Pyle has anticipated this. "We're planning on dubbing him with Perez Hilton until his language skills catch up." (Photo: bodypolitik.org)
NEW YORK CITY, NY - MSNBC has offered an hour-news show to the recently captured Somali pirate. "Abdiwalli Abdiqadir Muse is just the sort of fresh alternative face we're looking for," said MSNBC executive Brandon Pyle. "He'll provide a new perspective on stories and give voice to the voiceless in the pirate community." With a working title of The Six O'Clock Muse, the show will use the sets of MSNBC personalities such as Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann. "This is the fun part," chuckles Pyle. "Muse will burst in with an AK-47 and hijack the set, do his show, then challenge listeners to "ransom" the host by phoning in or Tweeting." And while Muse' English is poor, Pyle has anticipated this. "We're planning on dubbing him with Perez Hilton until his language skills catch up."
(Photo: bodypolitik.org) 
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Muse already has mastered the words/phrases 'stupid b*tch' and 'c*nt,' so the Perez Hilton dubbing would no longer add anything to the show.
"Muse will burst in with an AK-47 and hijack the set, do his show, then challenge listeners to "ransom" the host by phoning in or Tweeting."
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