Sunday, June 7, 2009

Hezbollah Shoots ACORN Workers

BEIRUT, LEBANON - Following defeat in parliamentary elections, terrorist organization Hezbollah shot 34 ACORN employees for failure to turn-out the vote. "They're supposed to be the pros at this," said a masked Hezbollah spokesperson. "They went to the cemeteries and got voters. But they didn't get enough. This is last time we pay in advance." The deceased were from the Chicago and Philadelphia ACORN offices and were due to depart Lebanon for voter turn-out efforts in Iran. Former President Jimmy Carter, serving as an election monitor, had no comment other than to ask where he was and if food had fallen out of his mouth again. Digg! (

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