WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a tainted Iranian election, President Obama expressed confusion over massive demonstrations protesting the outcome. Citing Chicago politics, Obama remarked, "They actually rioted over voter fraud? Seriously? If they didn't want voter fraud, why hold an election?" ACORN workers hired by current Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad engineered a landslide "victory" over his rival Mir Hossein Mousavi. Said ACORN spokesperson Duane Wilson, "We learned our lesson in Lebanon. This time we went all out: hit the cemeteries, register the dead, pass around a little "street money," erase bad votes, create good ones and the next thing you know, the people have spoken." When told of Wilson's statement, Obama blinked several times, "And the problem was...?" (Photo: weblogs.newsday.com)
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a tainted Iranian election, President Obama expressed confusion over massive demonstrations protesting the outcome. Citing Chicago politics, Obama remarked, "They actually rioted over voter fraud? Seriously? If they didn't want voter fraud, why hold an election?" ACORN workers hired by current Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad engineered a landslide "victory" over his rival Mir Hossein Mousavi. Said ACORN spokesperson Duane Wilson, "We learned our lesson in Lebanon. This time we went all out: hit the cemeteries, register the dead, pass around a little "street money," erase bad votes, create good ones and the next thing you know, the people have spoken." When told of Wilson's statement, Obama blinked several times, "And the problem was...?"
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I got twenty bucks for the 16 ballots I cast for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Finally a stimulus plan that works!
My kind of town, Tehran is...
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