Blood-Drenched Man Questioned in Homicides

Granite City, N.H. - Police have detained a blood-drenched man, carrying a bloody ax as a suspect in a double homicide. "The deceased were killed with an ax," said Detective Angelo Martino. "The suspect was carrying an ax with a human lung stuck on the blade. We found this suspicious." In addition, the suspect claimed to be the killer, but police wish more time to investigate. "People often confess to crimes they never committed," said Martino. "This is because certain individuals are sick or stupid. If this man is the murderer, he'll be charged. If not, we'll return his bag of heads and he can go his merry way." (Photo:thebsreport.wordpress.com)