Saturday, July 11, 2009

Four Horsemen of Apocalypse Order Electric Cars

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL - Noted forerunners of destruction, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be trading in stallions for electric cars. "We've ordered the 2012 Ford Focus," said Conquest. "Full electric. That's after a lot of blah blah over hybrids." Famine said the switch occurred after recent studies showed methane from horse apples harmed the environment. "Because we're destroying the world doesn't mean we ignore green issues." War agreed, though he said choosing a color was tough. "For centuries we've ridden the same color horses, now everyone wants a new shade." Conquest nodded in agreement. "I finally said, 'Everyone's getting the same thing: Sangria Red, charcoal interior, cloth seats, and Synch Voice Technology.' That way we can drive, hold onto hourglasses, and still change the radio." Death disapproved of the switch. "The end of the world is supposed to be, like, a secret? But we're ordering cars for 2012. Guess when the world's gonna end? Smart, huh?"(Photo: &

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