Thursday, July 9, 2009

Demonstrator Discovers War is the Answer

SEATTLE, WA - Sipping a Starbucks' Frappuccino near a busy intersection, Alan Frederick gazed at the traffic. "Once that whole street was filled with anti-war demonstrators. There would be giant Bush puppets with devil horns and Hitler moustaches, men on stilts dressed as Uncle Sam, signs saying, "Stop War Now," die-ins, naked bike rides for peace." Sighing deeply, Frederick explained, "Many of us changed our whole outlook once Barack Obama became president. We realized that with a smart man in charge of the war, war must be smart, too. It creates jobs, teaches valuable skills to young people, and kills people who, frankly, need killing." Frederick tossed his cup in the trash. "It's not cool anymore to demonstrate against war. And that's not a bad thing. Especially the naked bike rides for peace. You'd see things that left a mark."Digg!" (Photo:

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