Thursday, July 2, 2009

Joe Jackson Clogs Sewage Treatment Plant

LOS ANGELES, CA - An attempt to remove scum from Michael Jackson's father failed after Joe Jackson damaged the primary sedimentation tank at the Silverlake Waste Management Facility. Said Jackson family spokesperson Armand Daley, "Joe caught some bad press for using Michael's death to promote his new record company. We thought we'd clean him up a little before the funeral." Plant supervisor Xavier Escoto said, "Jackson was placed in the tank, but when the skimming arm tried to scrape off the sludge, it jammed, then broke. It wasn't meant to handle that kind of load." Daley said Jackson filmed the operation and will be selling copies at Michael's funeral. "So it worked out anyhow."(Photo:

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