NEW YORK CITY, NY - MSNBC's Countdown has a new host, the Feral Kid from The Road Warrior. With former anchor Keith Olbermann unable to dent FOX ratings, executives admit they're excited over the change. "The Kid has no news background, but then neither does Keith," said MSNBC executive Karla Reeves-Wangit. "If all Feral Kid does is grunt and howl at images of Mitch McConnell, we'll be about the same ratings-wise." However Reeves-Wangit believes the Kid's youth and off-beat skill sets can draw in the key demographic and, hopefully, challenge for the time slot."The Feral Kid can kill psycho nomads with a boomerang and imitate a wolf. Right there, he's a skill ahead of Keith, who was only a sportscaster." (Photo: xzackly.com)
I for one will miss Keith, the sight of the gore dripping off his chin after he devoured one of his victims at the behest of his dark overlords was priceless. His shambling gait as he tried to suck the brains out of the living was a classic. The Feral Kid has some big shoes to fill if he wore them. He will be missed, perhaps not as much as Michael Jackson or even Fred Travalena but he will be missed.
NEW YORK CITY, NY - MSNBC's Countdown has a new host, the Feral Kid from The Road Warrior. With former anchor Keith Olbermann unable to dent FOX ratings, executives admit they're excited over the change. "The Kid has no news background, but then neither does Keith," said MSNBC executive Karla Reeves-Wangit. "If all Feral Kid does is grunt and howl at images of Mitch McConnell, we'll be about the same ratings-wise." However Reeves-Wangit believes the Kid's youth and off-beat skill sets can draw in the key demographic and, hopefully, challenge for the time slot."The Feral Kid can kill psycho nomads with a boomerang and imitate a wolf. Right there, he's a skill ahead of Keith, who was only a sportscaster." 
(Photo: xzackly.com)
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And best of all he's also graduated of New York State College of Agriculture and Life Sciences at Cornell University.
He was a transfer student in the Feral Studies Department.
Hmmm... maybe I should try my previous post again, this time in English.
I for one will miss Keith, the sight of the gore dripping off his chin after he devoured one of his victims at the behest of his dark overlords was priceless. His shambling gait as he tried to suck the brains out of the living was a classic. The Feral Kid has some big shoes to fill if he wore them. He will be missed, perhaps not as much as Michael Jackson or even Fred Travalena but he will be missed.
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