Thursday, September 17, 2009

Treasure Map Found on Kayne West's Head

RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL - A map that could lead to a long-sought Mayan treasure was discovered on the head of R&B/Hip-Hop artist Kayne West. West was stunned to learn that his intricate cranial decoration held a cryptic meaning. Said West, "I went to my hair stylist and said, 'Cut it cool and don't make it look like a map.' But the fool did it anyway. Now the map turns out to be real. Crazy." Scientists and treasure hunters, working off photos of West's skull taken at the MTV Video Awards, have located the treasure in the ruins of an ancient Mayan temple complex deep in the Guatemalan jungle. An expedition is in the forming stages, however several meetings have been disrupted by West, bursting in and promoting Robert Ballard as expedition leader even though the treasure is not located under the sea. One scientist remarked, "Pity the map wasn't on P-Diddy's head. We'd have found the treasure and spent it by now." (Photo: Getty)

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