Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Old Fools Denounce Carter

RENO, NV - An organization of elderly oafs, jerks and big-mouths have signed a petition denouncing Jimmy Carter for referring to Obama critics as 'racist.' "He's a stupid, bumbling, turkey neck," said Old Fools International chairman Gideon Zurp, who dislikes the attention the thirty-ninth president steals from dim-witted elderly people. "He sucks up all the air in the room," complained Zurp. "I just said the German Army was living in low income housing in Crown Point, Indiana and were waiting for a signal to attack Chicago. But then Carter runs his yap and no one pays any attention to me. I wish the rabbit would come back and attack him again." (Photo:

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