Thursday, December 11, 2008

Keith Richards Cast as Freddy Krueger

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has agreed to play Freddy Krueger in the newest film installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street. The latest version of the popular slasher series has psycho Freddy slicing his way aboard a cruise ship full of teenage girls in their underwear. Dream Boat Freddy casting agent Jon Macklin stated the 64-year-old Richards was a natural choice for two reasons: "He had his own hat and he won't need make-up." Actor Robert Englund, who portrayed Krueger in the first eight films, was unavailable for the role because he'll be playing rhythm guitar with the Rolling Stones.

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