Sunday, December 7, 2008

Pro Wrestling Hires U.N. Observers

STAMFORD, CT - World Wrestling Entertainment has announced hiring a dozen former United Nations observers. In a press release, the WWE stated, "Because of their history of seeing nothing and doing nothing in the face of provocation and aggression, we feel these observers will make excellent referees in the sport of professional wrestling." The United Nations withheld comment, pending the report of a panel convened to study the press release.

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