NEW YORK CITY, NY - United Nations officials have banned the use of Port-o-Potties by UN peacekeeping forces. "Mobile toilets are a vile offense to humanity, " said spokesperson Gert Foogler. "People make foul in the wrong place by missing a hole the size of a cheese wheel. Plus there is never any paper and they tip over during mortar fire, polluting the environment." Peacekeepers will have several replacement options including large coffee cans and mailing the waste free-of-charge to any of the major United States television or cable networks for immediate airing.
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