Thursday, January 8, 2009

CIA Leadership Vows to Continue Crappy Supervision

LANGLEY, VA. - Senior officials at the Central Intelligence Agency have issued a statement promising new director Leon Panetta that they will "continue aggressively collecting performance bonuses while ignoring or redefining national threats, plus hiring Chinese spies and Hezbollah operatives in the name of political correctness, plus leaking documents and blowing operations for political gain as well as furiously discrediting anyone who blames us for intelligence failures." Panetta had no comment, while the senior officials were unavailable for follow-up questions as they had departed on sensitive operations in Pebble Beach and Las Vegas.

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