Sunday, January 25, 2009

Money Planes Will Distribute Stimulus Package

ANDREWS AIR FORCE BASE - A fleet of Air Force C-17 Globemaster cargo planes stand ready to distribute President Obama's stimulus package. "We have our orders," said Air Force spokesperson Capt. Erin Andrus. "As soon as a trillion dollars are printed or borrowed, we'll load up the aircraft and deliver the money to America." In a unique plan conceived by President Obama himself, the C-17s will crisscross the United States, with crewmen kicking out bales of cash. "Money will fall from the sky, just like the Commander-in-Chief wants," said Capt. Andrus. "And then everything will be better."
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