SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Following an emergency meeting, the nations' top nuts have stated they want no comparisons or affiliation with Illinois Governor Ron Blagojevich. "He's too extreme," said noted madman Roland Bingershef, age 42. "I walk around with a hat made of sausage and believe the Masons poison my gold fish out of spite. But this Blagojevich with all the sick people at the press conference, then ending with a poem, wow. He just gives us all a bad name." Bingershef and other nuts attempted drafting a statement to the press, but ended up using all the paper to make triangular hats.