Nevada Recruits Arnold as Governor

RENO, NV - After luring away many California businesses, the Nevada Development Authority has upped the ante and recruited Arnold Schwarzenegger to be governor of Nevada. "He'll like it here," said NDA spokesperson Anne Kiley. "No long commute, no IOUs, and he can smoke at work." The California Governor's office had no-comment. However Kiley stated Schwarzenegger would continue to oversee California's decline, gradually passing authority to Lieutenant Governor John Garamendi as he eases into his new position. "Nevada likes its politicians drunk or chasing kino girls," said Kiley. "Arnold will be a great fit. As we like to say, 'What happens in Reno, stays in Reno, unless it goes out over the Web.'" (Photo: newzar.wordpress.com)