Saturday, August 22, 2009

Terrorists Choose Scotland for Convention

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - The Terrorists International Guild has selected Scotland as the site for its 2009 convention. "Great country, great people," said an unidentified guild spokesperson. "And don't get me started on the golf." Originally slated to be held aboard a tramp steamer in an undisclosed location, the convention site was switched following the release of the Lockerbie bomber. "Some of our guys are a little high strung," said the spokesperson. "But if one should, say, mow down the hotel staff, a compassionate Scottish government will cut him loose in a decade or so." Terrorists plan on using the convention to network, improve branding, and plot mass murder. "Think of it as Comic-Con with suitcase nukes." (Photo:

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