Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Jimmy Cartier: Incompetent Jewelry

PARIS, FRANCE - Renowned jeweler Cartier and former president Jimmy Carter have partnered to create a new gift line of expensive, ineffective jewelry. The Jimmy Cartier line will feature necklaces with expensive stones designed to plop out in public; gold-plated, Art Deco pens weighing four pounds; and a special Baignoire women's watch equipped with an electronic voice that smoothly tells the incorrect time and blames the wearer. The Jimmy Cartier line will not be carried in stores, but my be purchased on-line at Hezbollah's website. Just click under 'Gift Store.' (Photo: neveryetmelted.com)

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