Top Ten 2009 Neglected Stories

1. Biden Motorcade Enters Demolition Derby
   
2. Obama Signs Bill with Pen Taped to 4 Iron
3. New York Times Actually Written by Chinese Prisoners
4. Polar Bear Decline Linked to Suicide, Rock Music
5. Russia's Top Export Remains Stupid Brutality
6. Quarry Reports Marble Shortage from Enshrining Obama Speeches
7. Countrywide Puppet Show Stars Sen. Dodd
8. CBS Airs CSI: Hundred Acre Woods
9. Investigation Continues On Why Perez Hilton is Famous
10. Japanese Invent Something Sane and Practical