Sunday, October 25, 2009

Baby Barack Doll In Stores For Christmas

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Retailers are hoping a new Barack Obama doll will be the Cabbage Patch Kids of this holiday season. Created by doll designer Hobin Loam, the soft plastic Baby Barack will come with a diaper, Obama-logo bib, and its own teleprompter. Kids can press the chest of Baby Barack to hear over 40 different phrases, including 'FOX News is picking on me,' 'The stimulus will halt unemployment at eight percent,' 'Do you speak the Austrian language?' Loam hopes to create a universe of Obama dolls, with new designs dependant on holiday sales. Future dolls could include Crabby Axelrod with a 3' x 3' patch of AstroTurf, and Mao Ze Dunn, designed after White House communications director Anita Dunn. Mao Ze Dunn comes complete with Chinese dictator uniform and a bowl of slaughtered peasants. (Photo:

1 comment:

Steve Burri said...

Where do I get them? I have grandbabies whose parents voted for Obama.