Headlines

• CNN Artist Draws Pat Robertson as Devil.
• No Artists Draw Danny Glover as Global Warming Goof.
• Conan to CBS; Will Host 'Survivor.'
• Mr. Gay China Beats Up Mr. Gay Tibet.
• 'Avatar' Audience Consists of Emos and State Workers on the Clock.
• Lane Kiffin Leaves USC for the University of Phoenix.
• Democrats Fly In People for Martha Coakley to Insult.
• New Bin Laden Photo Reveals a Mullet.
• Skin Diver Sits in Ted Kennedy's Old Seat.