Sunday, January 3, 2010

Montana Allows Doctors to Commit Suicide

HELENA, MT - The Montana Supreme Court said nothing in state law prevents doctors from taking their own lives. "They have the medical knowledge and all," said Kyle Deever of Doctor's For Death, the group that challenged current law. "However, we're upset the court ruled doctors couldn't use drugs." According to the judges, doctors may freeze to death, shoot themselves or jump into a lake wearing steel boots. "Kind of an arbitrary ruling. I mean, the doctors would prefer using drugs," said Deever. "But with Medicaid about to expand, any kind of suicide is a good career move for an MD." (Photo: mostholyfamilymonaster...)

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