Chinese Police Attack Internet with Clubs

BEIJING, CHINA - Chinese police armed with clubs have begun beating computers and high-speed cable lines in an attempt to punish Google. "Incorrect information, from a person or a search engine, must be met with sternness," said Chinese government spokesmen Wen Ma. Foreign observers living in China have suggested the attack is symbolic, a threat to students who seek unfettered Internet access. But Wen Man quickly disagreed, "We are striking physical objects with other physical objects because the police are trying to drive out the demon of political non-conformity. Also they really like hitting things with clubs like computers and Falun Gong and anyone with a zip code from Tibet." (Image: PD Photos)